August 2011
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i have manscaped.
i thought you all would like to know that i’ve been up trimming my ass hair for the last hour when i should have been sleeping because i have work in the morning. do heterosexual guys trim their ass hair? i guess they wouldn’t really have to if no one gets that close. why am i thinking about this?
The man comes tomorrow. I am nervous and excited and it feels like June was such a long, long time ago. I miss him everyday. We got some bad news about his mum’s health today… Like… HEAVY news… and I feel almost guilty that he’s still coming, though. If you are inclined to pray in any fashion, please sen dc a little word up to your deity re: his mom. I’d...
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our common goal was waiting for the world to end.
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friends don't let friends listen to nickelback.
seeing the words “Danielle Dax has confirmed you as a friend on facebook!” in my email are surreal.
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holy fuck, one week until guytano gets here.
i am so nervous. i know that he loves me already and i know that he’s not someone i need to TRY to impress, but jesus fuck… what the fuck do i plan for someone in pittsburgh when they’re used to los angeles? i am so screwed!
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Watchtommy-fuckin-tea:
babyminaj:
manwithpenis:
cell phone microwave
must be a virgin mobile..
im sorry sir, your phone has sprouted a demon. that’s not covered by your insurance policy.
i remember seeing this for the first time a couple years ago. this shit is amazingly well done.
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